Due to government mandated lockdowns, the number of abortions being performed are on the decline. Naturally, Planned Parenthood is concerned about the loss of business and is organizing a pro-choice rally during Labor Day in the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ).
Alexis McGill Johnson, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood Federation of America and the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, has encouraged all participants to wear masks and “choose to protect lives.”
When asked to explain the cognitive dissonance with her logic, Alexis said “only certain lives matter.” Washington Exterminator reports pressed harder and asked her to explain the disproportionate ratio of African-American abortions to all other abortions.
Apparently rattled, Alexis said “I have two words in response to your question, masks save lives.”
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