No More Fake News… Washington Exterminator Under New Management

Hello, news fans. I just thought I’d drop you a note to say that the Washington Exterminator is now under new management and we are no longer doing satire “news” posts.

As October of 2021 rolls on, we will begin retooling and posting legitimate news that conservative readers need to know.

We will be covering the culture wars, entertainment, politics, world news… in short, once we get going, we’ll be hitting all the top stories of the day.

Thanks for your loyal readership as a satire site, and now I hope we can keep you on as we turn to real news.

Granted, the way the world is going, real news sure seems like satire at times. But this is the world in which we live.

Thanks, and I look forward to serving you.

Warner Todd Huston
Chicago, Illinois